Finding red long underwear for your child at Goodwill is the highlight of your day.
If you're not from Cedar Springs, you might need an explanation.
Or maybe not. If not, you can stop reading.
Still here? Ok. See, my home town is the, uh, the Red Flannel Underwear Capital of the World. Not even kidding.
Remember my good friend Beth, who came to visit me last month? She was the Red Flannel Queen when we were seniors. There is a Red Flannel Festival which attracts thousands of people- but if you're caught not wearing red, the Keystone Cops will arrest you and throw you in "jail" until you pay them a dollar.
If that weren't enough, wooden red flannels adorn the lamp posts on main street...
So, suffice it to say that when I saw a 12-month pair of red underwear, complete with the "dropseater" feature, I couldn't resist...